Everybody who's anybody will walk through my door dressed to the nine's, and why wouldn't they. It's the best place in town! It's the bees knees, the cat's meow! As you might expect in a blind pig like mine, I've got everything for you. Excitement, entertainment, enjoyment and razzamtaz, but let me level with you, no baloney, we got no wet blankets in here, once you're in you're in.
You're going to play, and you're going to play fast and hard. Piles of clams are up for grab's at Joreels!